Brett Favre

Would somebody please buy this poor man who's so obviously suffering under the weight of an extraordinary need for continuous attention a nice tutu? If I were Ted Thompson or Mike McCarthy, I'd tell him he's welcome to come back, but if he doesn't want to hold the clipboard on the sidelines for Aaron Rodgers, he'll have to play the starter role he craves in ballet slippers. Might cut down on the interceptions - if he can keep his O-line off his toes.